August 2012
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person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me
July 2012
16 posts
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nintendoggystyle:
what does nickelodeon even mean
Early in the history of videography, short films would be shown in small rooms called “nickelodeons” because it cost you a nickel to come in and watch whatever was being screened until you got bored and left.
The network, Nickelodeon, probably had a similar philosophy with their programming early on: Nothing of true artistic...
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June 2012
9 posts
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May 2012
6 posts
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Must be a Monday Morning
Game of Thrones spoilers are already flooding my dash.
April 2012
2 posts
Me: "Did you hear about Jimmy Kimmel roasting Obama at the Correspondence dinner?"
My dad: "Wait, Obama got roasted?"
"Yea..."
"Why would they do that, he's already black as shit."
March 2012
87 posts
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Big Bang Theory (TV series)
cindiasaurus:
quicksummary:
None of Sheldon’s supposedly genius friends are able to figure out that he clearly has Asperger’s, left untreated because of his mother’s ultra-Christian values. So they spend their entire lives mocking and berating him instead of getting him the help and support he desperately needs.
{corrinda}
They forgot to mention that someone has an epileptic seizure with...
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WatchThe Hunger Games Game by College Humor
Brilliant.
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Ask me personal, sexual, bold, awkward,...
pr3ttypoison-x:
Because work is actually boring as shit.
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